EnsignWashout

Now if you want REALLY MESSED UP stuff,

I'll see your alternate timeline and raise you the canon timeline where Paris and Janeway abandon their salamander babies.

Hang on, I'm seeing a pattern, here...

Fuck yeah, it does!

Pandora’s box is open and will never close again.

Yes...but this Pandora's box just had a fart in it.

We know we can't put the fart back in the box.

We just want people to stop acting like it is about to revolutionize modern cinema.

All it is going to do is clear the room.

Even if you get past the technical reasons of why this won’t work well, artistically, your avatar will clash with any game that’s not targeting these avatars.

You would think so, but my Mii fits in perfectly.

(Uh, hopefully it's obvious that I'm bullshitting. I can't believe how stupid Mii looked in various Nintendo games. It takes a special kind of leadership at Netflix not to have learned from Nintendo's... experience.)

But they're too late! I'm too entrenched in the Nintendo ecosystem, with my perfectly formed Mii that I demand to play as in a variety of games.

If only they had thought of this sooner!

Ohhhh... It took me (checks post age) seven hours to get it.

Hmmm. I need to buy myself some "new item!" stickers to put on random things.

When the law no longer pretends to serve the people, it loses a big part of it's social power.

Many people in power today don't seem to really understand the nature of power.

That was a surprisingly good sequel.

A woman once told me she worked in a club and when one of the regulars passed away, a bunch of them went to his funeral.

There's certainly worse legacies one could leave, than having spread some wealth around while presumably having been respectful enough to be missed.

How dare you compare this popular almost plot free slugfest to that... Other...popular almost plot free slugfest!

Edit: Of course, I'm joking. And I am vaguely aware that both franchises have some kind of plot now.

Still, I think it's funny you got downvoted for making the obvious comparison. We either have one die hard fan in here, or someone with fat fingers meant to upvote you and misclicked.

I hope so. That game made the rest of the stupidity of adapting a plot free game into a pointless movie worth it. Because we got a game out of it.