EmptySlime

My wife who often looks like a butch lesbian stereotype loves starting out with new people referring to me as "my partner" then switching it up and talking about her husband and kids. I find it hilarious and apparently the looks on their faces as their brains short circuit are amazing.

Here's an article I was able to find about it. Not sure if this is the same source but it at least seems to be some parallel reporting on it.

Edit: This one appears to be the article in the screenshot post I think.

I read that as gaycation for a second and I was SO confused.

Less assuming it is one or the other than guessing which one seems more likely of the two. Probably I'm hoping that it's just the pee tape because it's the most funny option I've seen laid out. That all of this stems from an act that in and of itself registers at "okay, that's kind of weird" but isn't like omg your life is over y'know?

Wouldn't have to necessarily be that much depending on when school cutoff was for her. Like I didn't skip any grades at all and I turned 17 during my senior year just because of when my birthday falls in the year. I was born just before the cutoff and was allowed to start kindergarten at 4. So it really wouldn't take much as all for someone in a similar boat to what I was to graduate at 16.

To answer your other question, there are a ton of people who think that literally the only reason someone male presenting would talk to a woman is to try to have sex with them.

I still kinda want it to be the "pee tape" everyone was speculating about last time around. Because that's the funniest possible piece of kompromat I can think of that Putin could have on ole Donnie Boy. Realistically though considering his longstanding friendship with Epstein...

Yes, T9 as opposed to just texting with the 9 keys on the number pad tried to guess what you were typing so you only had to press a number once rather than the multiple times you would have had to use with regular texting. So assuming she put Adorra in the dictionary then it would be one of the options that appeared if you pressed 236776

Source: I'm old enough to have texted a girlfriend extensively with a T9 phone.

Of course they are. They don't care about the truth, they don't care about "helping kids," they care about their narrative. That's it.

There is a quote that sums it up pretty well.

“If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.”

They will abandon anything inconvenient to their goal. Even if their goal is unpopular and the people reject it.

It... It's gotta be Adult Maggie from when they showed the kids all grown up, right? ...right?

"Oh yeah, this is going to piss off so many Liberal Snowflakes. -post-"

-Gets ratio'd to hell and back by the fucking dictionary-

Near as I can figure the joke is that Montreal has a reputation for queer people with... An interesting fashion aesthetic.

The thing that pisses me off about that statement most is him trotting out that anecdote about the 90s like the situations are in any way comparable. If you bought a game in the 90s even if it cost $80 you got the whole fucking game. You know damn well that at the end of the day that $80 game nowadays is going to end up totaling closer to $200 after all the shit they remove to package up separately and sell as DLC.