EmptySlime

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[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

A few months ago the NCAA President testified that he was aware of less than 10 in the over 500k athletes that are part of the NCAA. Most estimates I've seen hover around the 40-50 range in the entire US.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

My oblivious ass absolutely would have done the same. Doesn't help that I'm nonbinary myself so I don't have a very good sense of "girl stuff" vs "boy stuff" at all. So brain would have absolutely went "Homie committed to the bit and found a bunch of stuff they actually liked. That's amusing."

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the well wishes. It'll get better once the rain stops fluctuating so hard. I'm apparently just sensitive to rapid pressure swings. It'll be fine

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

6 as well. That's the exact face I'm making right now because of this migraine that's been going on for like 4 days now because the damn barometric pressure has been an absolute roller coaster and my head dislikes it. Feels like someone's trying to cave my skull in with a sledge hammer just above my right eye.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Guess the ketamine finally wore off.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Clearly they're married to a Kobold... So probably.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It makes perfect sense. They prey on poor people to fill out that "voluntary" recruitment. When you've been poor all your life and suddenly you get that signing bonus no matter how responsible you are there's no way you're not going to buy something at least a little fun for yourself. You've likely had a shitty car all your life if you had one at all. You put all that together and it's really easy to see why so many of them do it.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Technically given that this seems to be a squirrel and they basically don't take fall damage I'd argue that they aren't required to wear one as they'd never be actually at risk of injury from a fall.

I'd actually think there's a pretty strong argument that getting caught from a fall by a harness would be more dangerous to them than being allowed to fall freely in almost all circumstances as long as the work space is clear of hazards they could fall onto.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't the one that wrote it, I was taking a crack at what seemed to be the meaning

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"I struggle with lustful thoughts when I stare at men's asses and have to actively stop myself from acting on them. Therefore all men struggle with the same thoughts, being gay is a choice, and those who chose to be gay are simply evil degenerates." Basically

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

For real. How can any of us hope to match their purity? We should give up now. They are truly the best advocate for LGBTQ+ rights.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Where did any of this say that the majority of homophobes are self hating gays? It's a joke about the incredible amount of male anti-gay politicians that have literally been caught in sexual acts with other men. What are we? Not allowed to use hyperbole for the sake of comedy?

"Man I hate squares..."

"How dare you slander all rectangles like that."

"Not all rectangles are squares dude."
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