EmmaGoldman

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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the MLM scams are an entirely different can of shitty worms. Total nightmare.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Job scams are incredibly common. You'll apply to what looks like a real job at a real company on a job site, and they'll send back an offer letter and have you sign fake paperwork to get your personal info.

They might have you pay for a fake background check or credit check to confirm your eligibility. They might steal your card info, or just take some smaller amount and use that to help hook you into the scam to get more money later.

They might tell you that you need to purchase a computer or pay for training from them to start a Work From Home job, only there is no computer or training.

They might use you to launder money out of accounts with stolen banking info or just send you a fake cheque and have you "send salaries to other employees" as part of your job duties which will mean you're transfering your money to someone on cash app or another digital banking app and then the cheque you deposited will bounce.

They might have you repackaging and reshipping stolen goods.

They might pretend to be a company that helps you resell goods and set up an order for some product for you to sell, only it never shows up.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do not skip on this. You can get ones that have a nice flat noise reduction, and you will be so thankful you spent the like $30 when your ears aren't ringing forever.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

For the record, I'm also okay with sharing a funny bit or tagline request on communities I moderate.

Also in agreement, the report button shouldn't be for letting us know you spilled your jice or in place of a downbear.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks for looking, but yeah these aren't quite what I'm looking for. They've got the gamer lights and buttons, but the sensors in these are all the same as super cheapo scam gaming mouses that you might see at the checkout at Canadian Tire or flooding Amazon, but they're generally pretty bad to use. Like they lose tracking or "drop frames" and just aren't as smooth to use as an actual nice gaming mouse.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he's so deadset on reuniting, why hasn't he come to see you? He wants you to drop everything and come see him at emotional and financial cost to yourself, but is unwilling to do the same?

I dunno, might be something for him to consider. I'm sorry you're in this crappy situation, it sucks that he's making such firm demands.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah it seems like everything is the exact same crappy jellybean off the shelf mouse put into different cases. Even the sensors in the high end vertical mouses like the MX master are only as good as just a regular desktop mouse.

Seems like capitalism just hasn't made this market yet. Maybe in a few years when gamers start getting older.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Polling rate, ability to change between low and high DPI on the fly, programmable thumb buttons.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

You do not have to hand it to them.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

CW: reminder that they're still beating the dead horse of adult swim and will continue forever til it stops shitting out money.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

It was, originally. It still is now, but it was then too.

 

 

I was locked in place and became infinity and was tortured for like 10,000 years as I saw the last moments before singularity, with rippling interference as the singularity grew and reality shrunk in chunks and waves. Everything stretched thin before me as I saw the undoing of all, and then suddenly I was in my bed with my cat, sticky with dried, melted ice cream cuddled into my arm.

Also I dropped the ice cream and the cat ate it powercry-2

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net to c/science@hexbear.net
 

Based on this prior research in which local topical application of USAG-1 silencing RNA resulted in tooth formation.

This study will determine the viability of applications for cases of tooth agenesis, where teeth do not develop in places where they should.

This medication may also have applications for the regrowth of lost teeth.

 

All you had to do was become the damn train.

 
 

Truly one of the greatest inanimate-object-based movies of all time.

 

Disappointed to be wrong, but intrigued about further developments coming from these findings

 

mao-clap

 

Fox Socks Box Knox

Knox in box. Fox in socks.

Knox on fox in socks in box.

Socks on Knox and Knox in box.

Fox in socks on box on Knox.

Chicks with bricks come. Chicks with blocks come. Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.

Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir. Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir. Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.

First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack. Then I'll make a quick trick block stack.

You can make a quick trick chick stack. You can make a quick trick clock stack.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox.... Socks on chicks and chicks on fox. Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks. Bricks and blocks on Knox on box.

Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir. Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....

Clocks on fox tick. Clocks on Knox tock. Six sick bricks tick. Six sick chicks tock.

Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir. My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir. I get all those ticks and clocks, sir, mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir. I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.

Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say....

New socks. Two socks. Whose socks? Sue's socks.

Who sews whose socks? Sue sews Sue's socks.

Who sees who sew whose new socks, sir? You see Sue sew Sue's new socks, sir.

That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir.

Who comes? ... Crow comes. Slow Joe Crow comes.

Who sews crow's clothes? Sue sews crow's clothes. Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes? Sue's clothes.

Sue sews socks of fox in socks now.

Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now.

Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes. Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose.

Hose goes. Rose grows. Nose hose goes some. Crow's rose grows some.

Mr. Fox! I hate this game, sir. This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir.

Mr. Knox, sir, what a shame, sir.

We'll find something new to do now. Here is lots of new blue goo now. New goo. Blue goo. Gooey. Gooey. Blue goo. New goo. Gluey. Gluey.

Gooey goo for chewy chewing! That's what that Goo-Goose is doing. Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir? If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir, with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir. Do, sir.

Mr. Fox, sir, I won't do it.
I can't say.
I won't chew it.

Very well, sir. Step this way. We'll find another game to play.

Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.

Ben bends Bim's broom. Bim bends Ben's broom. Bim's bends. Ben's bends. Ben's bent broom breaks. Bim's bent broom breaks.

Ben's band. Bim's band. Big bands. Pig bands.

Bim and Ben lead bands with brooms. Ben's band bangs and Bim's band booms.

Pig band! Boom band! Big band! Broom band! My poor mouth can't say that. No, sir. My poor mouth is much too slow, sir.

Well then... bring your mouth this way. I'll find it something it can say.

Luke Luck likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luck's duck licks lakes.

Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

I can't blab such blibber blubber! My tongue isn't make of rubber.

Mr. Knox. Now come now. Come now. You don't have to be so dumb now....

Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please....

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Stop it! Stop it! That's enough, sir. I can't say such silly stuff, sir.

Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir.

Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....

What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...

When tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle... ...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

AND...

Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks, our game is done, sir. Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.

 

Bit late to the party but just found out Bozo the Clown died in 2018. RIP to a real one.

He wasn't just a clown. He was the entire circus. powercry-2

 

Every site I can find is like a teespring or redbubble shop that sells $30 shirts that say shit like "i just want healthcare hun rose-fist " or just has general random tee shirts so you might find some weird chud shit next to the Antifa Supersoldier shirt you're looking at.

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