Embargo

joined 2 years ago

South Africa helicopter crash blamed on penguin in cardboard box that hit pilot's controls in c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Video of Trump Bragging About Enriching His Billionaire Pals Draws Outrage in c/politics@sh.itjust.works

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give me a call when these guys face any real world penalties. The rest of us receive life crippling repercussions for much much less.

Weezer bassist’s wife shot by LA police and booked for attempted murder in c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah and we'll get the cops to police it!

Weezer bassist’s wife shot by LA police and booked for attempted murder in c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 30 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Why would a woman exit her house and threaten multiple uniformed police with a gun unprovoked? I don't believe them.

Tiny Hand Tariff Table in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

Well... I can't say I'll feel for them when they inevitably complain about myself and many others cracking their games.

‘We are not subordinate’: Claudia Sheinbaum warns U.S. against drone-bombing Mexico in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Whoa! Calm down!

Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have the fucking disc to prove I do own it, you arseholes.

Genius in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The U.S. government announces that four more words will no longer be permitted for use within scientific documents: Taco, Burrito, Quesadilla and Fajita.

DOGE’s attack on social security causing ‘complete, utter chaos’, staff says in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Bregret is so fucking funny to me since I always thought Brexit was the most cringe and unbelievable official name.

TIL Roy Orbison wasn't blind. He just wore dark prescription glasses due to an impairment that made him sensitive to bright lights. in c/til@lemmy.world

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 46 points 4 months ago

I have never even had the passing thought that he was blind.

Leaked Memo Reveals Insane Ban on Words Agriculture Department Can Say in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why would they need to enact martial law? They're already doing the things.