EllenKelly

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[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

According to this wikipedia list it's been a hot minute since there was a sizable seismic event in Atlanta, that could be funny, maybe an early hurricane?

big wet boy goes down under biden (in earthquake)

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They should have made him more wrinkled!

i have this memory from 2010 or so of a guy wearing a Che shirt that said I have no idea who this is, and I'm still mad about it

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A chickpea is chicklike because of its beak, in portugese it's Grão-de-bico, or beaked bean

Lesbians do not necessarily have beaks, get fact checked 🙎‍♀️

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Suckers, I slept through the downtime. Do we needna /downtimebananas comm? 🍌

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

BREAKING NEWS: Taylor Swift confirmed LIB by a BIG WET BOY

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah hi, I'd like a large side of feminised men under communism please, youre menus very cluttered i only got that far, can you recommend anything else?

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

lol, but also fuck i cringed so hard

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I really dig that carpet, dibs on this place when the communists win

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Drews grandfather was a cypriot anti communist, Drew follows in his footsteps by being a fucking rabid dog

yesterday he was openly sharing neo nazi propaganda to uh, criticize them, without censoring any of the links attached

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

So many cops in these photos wearing face coverings not even pretending to be for covid safety, while the nees about laws meaning protestors cant wear covid safe masks

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is good advice imo

Half the time when youre filling out a form you can just brute force your name, i almost never use my government name for anything

(though I've also not managed to land a job in two years since i started applying for work)

But i also know people who use their government name everywhere, mate I dont think netflix cares if your account name doesnt match your credit card

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

All this happening at the same time as the 'dr disrespect never committed a REAL crime' is funny

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