Also involved would be very serious cutscenes involving your hero dressed like an absolute nincompoop
ElGosso
joined 5 years ago
Idea for a video game: single player RPG where all of the armor items clash and the stronger an item is the uglier it is. All of the NPCs make fun of you for not being able to dress yourself like a normal person, and by "make fun" I mean they just scathingly roast you, no holds barred. You cannot skip the dialogue.
Is that 
They look so happy
Record his rant and send it through a third party to his employer so maybe they fire him and he has to move
Ngl "Dude Ranch" sounds like the setting of a gay porno
Move over Black Mirror
It's ancient history now but 
That's why I'm not into bicycles
Imagine you just finished robbing a bank and you bust so hard that you blast off into the distance and nobody ever finds you again like a spooge-powered DB Cooper