ElGosso

joined 5 years ago
[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, it's all chemically designed to send the dopamine signal to my brain

I am but a monkey mashing the button on my skinner box

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just wanted to say good luck rat-salute-2 I had a laptop and its fan died twice. Replacing the fan the first time was such a hassle that the second time it broke I saved up for a desktop.

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I was a kid my uncle got the sausages that just had like cheapo American cheese inside them for a family get-together and they blew my mind

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They're free if you steal em

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah brother

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I stopped paying attention to consoles after the 360 generation so now whenever I hear someone talk about them I'm like "they're on the PS what now?!"

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The ten crack commandments

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

It would be all about how I'm a cool guy bean

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Imagining a scene where Homer dressed like an ancient Sumerian angrily dictates a letter to his scribe (Lisa) that Ea-Nasir (Bart) later reads while cackling

 

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assad-must-stay

 
 
 

Obviously due to popular demand on the social media website Chapo dot Chat

 

I've been sick of the marketing push about this for months by now. Just let it be over punished-bernie

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by ElGosso@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
 

I only posted this to be the first person to make the :zizek-joy: face about it

 

The main factions are:

a local soviet council with soc-demmy tendencies reflecting the Soviets' canonically cooled-off relations with the US

Remnants of the Chinese government attempting to reunify an alienated eastern bloc before NATO can get back on its feet

A Makhno-esque black army that demands autonomy for the local people

The main driver of the conflict is control over a robotics factory that can be salvaged and converted into creating power armor

Later on you find out that the Enclave is stoking the fight by releasing capitalist super mutants, and the final climactic battle is set against a backdrop of a kaiju fight between Liberty Prime and a giant mechanized The Motherland Calls

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