Egon

They peaked when they won debateclub in 4th grade

Authoritarianism.

Tell me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about without telling me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

alternate 2

Is raw milk just unpasteurised or is there more to it?

He hates the California flag, he should not be listened to

Isn't that kind of DS9?

(she's in the trunk)

Ooooh I love Andy Serkis!

Most progressive pres since fdr!

Remember when he dropped that bomb and suddenly became presidential for a while?

I was the king of the dish pit as a teen and I loved it! I remember showing up and the other guys making sighs of relief, cause they knew they could go on forever smoko and I'd be hyperfocusing on this advanced game of Tetris. But yeah management ruined it. Almost all my jobs were ruined by management.

I would love to cook food for other people if it was under proper conditions and valued fairly.

I worked a summer where I maintained shrubbery at retirement homes and it was incredibly rewarding, would love to do it, but not for minimum wage and not without breaks in the hot summer sun for 9 hours a day.

I would love to work on a ship transporting essential goods, but I'm neurodivergent, so I'm not allowed

I'd love to work with children, I used to and it was rewarding as fuck. However I don't wanna be the sole person responsible for 25 minors (including a few with special needs) especially when I have no formal education in the field. Even less when my wage gets cut. Even less when the field got less and less financial support.

I'd love to teach the elderly how to speak another language or develop other skills. I volunteered for this once and enjoyed it. Just didn't have time to volunteer, and there's no paid gigs.

I've loved working in the service industry as a waiter, a tour guide, a chef and a lot more and it was all so rewarding. Work conditions sucked the life out of me however.
I worked in demolition and loved it, I would love to do that kind of hard labour if I knew safety precautions were taken and I could be sure management didn't screw me out of wages. However I can't, because both things happened often.

I would not like to show up and rubber-stamp public infrastructure plans I know suck shit, but it's the job that pays the best, so I guess this is what society needs. Society is just desperate for me to clock in, take an hour long shit, drink a litre of coffee, steal from the canteen (out of principle) and fuck about on social media for a few hours. I don't see the utility and it is making me depressed, but I guess this is what society needs. Capitalism is the most efficient distributor of resources after all.

Calvins dad has never missed