Egon

joined 2 years ago
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Not the stiffest dick in the sauna.
Trying to ice skate uphill.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I feel like thats where you end up with a cyberpunk version of the tale about Loki avoiding decapitation.
He lost a bet with some dwarves and he'd wagered his head. Odin then said they could have his head, but since they didn't own his neck they couldn't decapitate him.
"You are welcome to reclaim your Arm lift (TM) however you cannot cut open my clients skin or in any way interact with their flesh, since that isn't your property"

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

paulie-point first ones free

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

You got a top 5 or something?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You, a bloodhungry russian supporter who hates ukrainians: They do not wish to fight, they should accept the peace deal and end this senseless suffering so they can go home to their families and rebuild their lives.

Me, a peaceloving liberal who supports Ukraine: UKRAINE WILL FIGHT TILL THE LAST UKRAINIANS BLOOD RUNS INTO THE BLACK SOIL SLAVA UKRAINA IF THEY ALL DIE IT WILL BE WORTH IT BECAUSE THEY DIED KILLING BAD GUYS

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Ban them as a bit

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Jokes on them, I had to redo highschool 7 times

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Does the inverse also count? Like you can't bag milfs that are older than (your age) * 2 - 7 ?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hunger Games villain attire. Sci-fi that's an extremely hamfisted metaphor villain attire. Disney when they made gay people villains villain attire. Mattress seller attire. Pro wrestler heel that tries to cop Ric Flairs attire attire.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

They got our ass

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Yeah and I guess that was the thread that broke the posters back

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