EffortlessEffluvium

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not a moon...that's a space station

Burn it! Burn it with Angelfire!

Hey! Leave Otto's girlfriend out of this!

We downloaded a whole country to a bunch of birds!

Tap for spoiler"I ran" - A Flock of Seagulls

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Maybe don't go after underage trees?

And we're so proud of you!
Now the bathroom!
(Oops! Looks like "Next time!")

Well, since Jeffrey went and offed himself, he broke the terms of the agreement, didn't he? Escaping the justice system, eh?
Those "co-conspirators" should have chosen a more stand-up guy.

No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is a shit-free shitpost.
Because of laxatives.

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