Dr_pepper_spray

joined 2 years ago
[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Trust me, Microplastics boy. You're full of those other things too.

Also all three of you are likely full of shit .... because your colons are full of cancerous polyps.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 99 points 2 years ago (15 children)

I imagine Mitch McConnell isn't too far behind.

I get it, aging sucks, but it's part of the deal. You can't live forever and there is a time to move on.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What, like Bean Strokenoff?

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

...it was all cake!

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

....and then she ate her microphone.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh yeah, all that hardcore gore was so kind and cuddly. Or the rampant, very out in the open child pornography.

I mean talk about delusional. The Internet was always a cess pool, it's just that most of you fucks were either infants, or didn't know how to use it.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Seeing as how in most markets you can't exactly do what you want for a living (or even close), or acquire the skills because they're behind a steep pay wall, and the only employment you can find is very limited in scope to what the community wants, what's the difference? Most jobs might as well be issued in the mail.

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