DrCrustacean

They're seriously claiming that hasn't harmed a single child, that the destruction in Gaza is some kind of hoax

My 10 year old computer runs Hades and Baba Is You just fine. There is literally no reason for me to "upgrade"

Inventing a guy and ~~getting mad at him~~ convincing yourself he's the president

Thanks for the warning, comrade

Spiderman vs Penis, who would win?

I appreciate that they're at least starting to admit that is commiting ethnic cleansing. A few weeks ago you were being histrionic for pointing this out

I mean even just the first bullet point is contradictory. The "ceasefire queens" (gay, bad, etc.) were calling for a ceasefire but now they've done a 180 and are calling for a ~~ceasefire~~ humanitarian pause. I get that a major point of neoliberal messaging is training people to accept contradictory ideas to support the status quo, but they should at least try to go more than one paragraph without tying themselves in a knot

THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE NOW

There were elections today?

Also it means you're only allowed to have a same-sex or interfaith marriage if you can return after leaving the country, making them effectively illegal for Palestinians.

Teenagers actually control the English language, so any way they use a word is correct by definition. I don't like it either, but those are the rules