Even if there were any Republicans at fault, and obviously there can't be because they're always so great at their job of serving the American people. Even if there were bad ones they'd be the ones in other areas that I can't do anything about. Everyone I vote for is always the best candidate and does everything right.
It's those other ones. They're the problem.
I hope I'm not the only one old enough to be thinking of a Smurf yelling at me to adjust my TV