DoucheAsaurus

I heard once that they supposedly have to speak with their hands. Sounds horrific.

Mean bean, fiend.

I'm using a v60 and really don't want to give it up. I'll probably try a battery swap before buying any of the new crap on the market.

I found the gator that took your arm Jeff.

He always looks like he's straight up not having a good time now :(

Go into the water

You really think the average person knows how to ring up produce better than the cashier? I'd much rather interact with a real person anyway, it makes it feel like you're supporting an actual business and employees instead of a computer with food behind it.

But they won't take in Gazan refugees? What a bunch of posers.

Whiteys gotta pay...in baby hands

It should be a matter of national pride to kick this dude in the dick every time you see him.

That shit kills my soul though. I'd rather burn the place to the ground than work there and deal with that nonsense.

My favorite bands right now are Cattle Decapitation and Maximum Love.