Dorkyd68

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Breaking news, senator Josh Hawley dead from apparent car bomb attack. This comes just days after sen. Josh publicly licked trumps taint.

Senator Josh was a huge bitch and his wife is reportedly "happy he's dead as he had a "hella small dick" and weak "moves."

Sigh, a guy came dream. On a side note, any of yall got an anthrax plug?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So are a lot of othee people. So let's burn this motherfucker down. Let's have trials like scarecrow did in batman. Walk the ice donnie

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

"Locals don't want this work anymore"

Says the guy that pays 50 cents per cow

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Something Something conspiracy

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

His voice makes me want to vomit

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

My brother and his wife make ugly babies. I love them but damn they ugly.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 113 points 3 days ago (15 children)

A friend of mine went on a date Sunday night. For some reason they started talking politics. This bitch ass cry baby mommas boy walks OUT on the date, WITHOUT paying for his drinks/food. Luckily my friend only had to pay for her stuff. I'll give you one guess what his political leanings were. These maga morons got no balls

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just ditched my nest camera after 6ish years. Fuck the spys

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fame? I'm sorry but who you is?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

My family got sued by limewire in 2003 for 3600 bucks. My parents were hella mad

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