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Most of these loans are interest paying first. Which means the principle (which the interest is being calculated from) doesn't go down. No other major loan is this fucked.

You get a car loan or mortgage, it's set up so that you pay it off in X number years.

Good luck finding a student loan that you could do that with, especially when 75+% of your income goes to rent.

My grades were pretty much dependent on how much homework and long term projects were worth cause I almost never did either. Test grades were usually good though

Because hangovers are due to dehydration and lack of nutrients... Exactly what the electrolyte drinks take care of

I was up half the night refreshing the stats that day. It was a hell of a nail bitter

My Morticia was named for similar reasons. When we found her, we weren't sure if she was a Mortimer or a Morticia but we figured it out after she grew a bit

And entirely on brand

Compromise: someone shoots him in the mushroom tip (prevents most further assault on the women and children) then jail

Remote access with continuum/connectwise, TeamViewer, etc gains access to the screen including for control but doesn't normally black out anything locally.

If its in a common area with speakers, anyone can both see and hear anything done on the machine.

Because it would require the assumption that JD Vance has any original thoughts of his own.

If he does, great. He can't interrupt or defend any questions. Let the back and forth go through as normal with emphasis on the quiet that would be Trump's responses

A platypus baby is called a puggle

Those are some top tier gamifications