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At my old workplace we ended up getting like a thousand toilet seats delivered to us. We were a web publishing firm.

Or Swedish.

Everyone's envious of free dental care.

Ah, thanks. I typed it all out on my phone. It constantly corrects stuff I don't need corrected.

Nah it’s kirakira names in general. So weird made-up readings, pop culture references 光宙 (pikachuu falls under both), foreign words, and taboo/denigrating names.

For example.

• 皇帝 (koutei) meaning emperor, read as Kaiser
• 光宙 (kou, light and chuu, space) read as Pikachuu
• 愛保 (ai, to love, and ~~go~~ ho, to keep) read as Rabuho (love hotel)
• 宝冠 (takara, treasure and kanmuri, crown) read as Tiara.

I think it means masturbating and increasing the revolutions of a motorcycle.

Ooh, pretty! You can call that a chopper? TIL, thank you!

Well, there may be ladybirds in there.

And make sure the flare is large enough that it actually does the job, as a flare doesn't help much if it pops inside. Strings help too, like for beads.

I was a flying uterus before I became a real boy.

Yay, masturbation! I'm not sure how helicopters enter into it.

So I thought "CRANKING THEIR HOG" was a euphemism for masturbating but now I am having doubts.

Positive reinforcement wins. You're a good boy! You're a great boy, even!