DogPeePoo

joined 2 years ago

Lauren Boebert’s financial disclosure filing includes no financial disclosures in c/usa@midwest.social

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

More like Lauren Hoe-bert, amirite?

Trump extends TikTok deadline for third time in c/globalnews@lemmy.zip

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

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Dems Demand Answers from Palantir About Plans to Build IRS “Mega-Database” of American Citizens in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Karp + Musk + Thiel + Vance + Trump = 💩

Trump says he won't call Minnesota Gov. Walz after lawmaker shootings because it would 'waste time' in c/antitrumpalliance@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Then he went golfing.

More efficient use of bathroom sink in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

It’s all pipes! What’s the difference?

Appeals court affirms disbarment recommendation for Trump attorney John Eastman in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Eastman chugs cock

Americans don't see Supreme Court as politically neutral, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

“Well I wanna hear what FOX News says first before I make up my mind about breathing…”

—MAGA

The Supreme Leader in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Airing out the vulva

Back in my days polygons did not bounce! in c/dankmemes@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

She about to catch on fire for no reason

Calls grow for Kristi Noem to resign in the wake of Padilla incident in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crispy Gnome

My neighbor cut a hole in my fence. in c/aww@lemmy.world

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

You live right next to Stephen Root? Lucky!

The incredible skill of a trained pilot in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

“I tried to put it out— but a tablespoonful of semen was just no match for the ferocity of that engine fire… At the speed of Mach 3, it was difficult to direct the ejaculate after I opened the cockpit and I lost the load. Most of it all over my helmet. At that point I could no longer read my instrumentation”