DickFiasco

joined 2 years ago
[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

I think I found my spirit animal and/or fursona.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Have provoked a Canada goose once, got the feisty handed to me.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago

Like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaNZXgDtRU

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

There used to be a satirical Facebook group called "Christians for Michelle Bachman" that was fucking hilarious. I hope this community turns into something like that.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How do we really know it was nonconsensual though?

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like my version of hell.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Looks like a great place to go swimming!

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I just got owned so bad.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

It works like The Transported Man illusion in the movie The Prestige.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

JD shouldn't be in this picture. He already served his purpose in getting Trump elected; they don't need him anymore.

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