May thy dice chip and shatter.
DickFiasco
I'm stealing Cuntsborough.
Can't park there, mate.
Just don't hit any samsquanches with it.
Is this Alaska? I feel like every small town in Alaska has a parking lot like this.
The constant lying was the last straw for me. Every time I've dealt with a dealership, they've promised some deal or price that somehow disappeared off the table when the official paperwork came out. My wife and I walked out in the middle of the signing process once because there was so much bait-and-switch going on. Fuck these guys.
The last time I bought from a dealership was 12 years ago. The experience was so off-putting that I've exclusively gone to small used car dealers since then where the salespeople have been surprisingly more honest and less obnoxious. I felt like the dealership would've literally pickpocketed me if I had let my guard down.
If dealerships are pissed, I can almost guarantee that this will be good for the consumer.
Just call me Main Reservoir, baby.
What DLC is available? Can I buy different colors for the ball?
A weapon of ass destruction?
Tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake, dammed alligator just popped up. Cut me down in my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out.