DickFiasco

Or when they have to fix the Fortran program that runs the whole Navy or something.

Wings as a Service (WaaS)

Yeet, yote, have yotten. I believe that last one is the present perfect tense.

Credit score golf.

I have to admit, the graphic design skills are surprisingly good for a far-right group.

This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.

Pabst is a metaphor for the USA: started off as a small brewery founded by immigrants, eventually grew to be a large, successful company, then was slowly run into the ground by a bunch of businessmen who knew nothing about making good beer. Eventually sold to a private equity firm who will milk the last few dollars out the brand name.

That's America in a can.

Came here looking for a robe and wizard hat. Was not disappointed.

I just looked it up in the dictionary. It means "to conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary"

Maybe lay off the drugs for a few days, Elon.

Welp, they got me good today. This game of 'don't eat the onion' gets harder all the time.