DickFiasco

joined 2 years ago
[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What amazes me the most is that all the founding members of Black Sabbath are still alive.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

The only winning move is not to play.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Lolll. This is me exactly.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

Nature's equivalent of locking the car door when a group of dubious youths walk by.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Shoot the hostage.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

I recently saw $9/dozen in New Jersey.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago
[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago

The leopards are gonna get fat from all the face-eating.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 44 points 6 months ago

Closely related to the phrase "I'm not racist, but..."

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

You eel in snake's clothing!

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Angels of death float around aimlessly for two minutes twiddling their thumbs while the ad plays.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

I saw an old Nerf football with the whistles on the side once. It got hung up in a storm drain during hurricane Irene and was completely waterlogged. I had to pass on it though cuse I don't eat gutter water.

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