DharmaCurious

Fucking love the look on the mime's face at the end.

... I want this now. So badly.

I imagine this not like a talking mug we might have today, with a battery and a prerecorded message, but instead an almost sentient creepy face like that bajorans treasure chest of horrors.

In some places, you pay for utilities before using them, and they shut you fuck off right in the middle of the month if you've used it up. :/

All hail the Tiny pizza!

I've just noticed your username. Haha.

You and I should be pizza friends. I will cook amazing pizza. Lol.

I can do crispy crust, it's not too hard. But I do also love a deep dish. Lol.

Replicator. Then use it to replicate the parts to a new replicator. Rinse and repeat, and force us into a post scarcity society.

Then beg someone to make a holodeck.

They're useful idiots if they give me their crusts.

It's so fucking good, but I'm more of a ham than bacon person. Bacon is too hard for my poor, American, no dental insurance havin' teeth. Lol.

Sometimes I fucks with jalapenos, yeah. Especially if I'm high. Lol.