DharmaCurious

joined 2 years ago

I may have squee'd a little...

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 33 points 2 years ago

"Well behaved fe-males rarely make profit"

Oh, that's different. Items on sale are exempt. You should have led with that! You almost lost Quick Walk!

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ew, you have sportsball equipment? The gay agenda is going to need a word with you. You're hurting our image. We abandoned respectability politics in the 2010s. You need to update your plan, or you could face serious fines and a loss of the ability of walk super quickly for no reason.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 54 points 2 years ago (7 children)

This is me, the only exception is hand knitted or crocheted items. They're literally the only things I'll actually respect wash instructions on. If someone takes the time to make me something by hand, or if I spend the time to do it, I'll treat it right. Otherwise, that shit is going is going into the washer with shirts, jeans, two towels, a flat sheet, a little bleach, some powder detergent, and some downy. I know you're not supposed to downy towels, but ain't nobody got time for separating laundry in this bish.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Good God, we really will use anything but the metric system.

If you don't know it already, please listen to I Steal Pets by Rachel Bloom.

You mom sounds cool. :)

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He's a Good Boy.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 21 points 2 years ago (22 children)

Does anyone know if this is something that was actually possible? Like, how sure are we they looked one way and not the other?

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago

The fuck shade of spray tan are you getting?

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