DharmaCurious

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

This is my favorite car talk yet.

This state needs an enema.

I meant to define what that was in the comment and forgot. Sorry. A gurdwara or gurudwara is a Sikh worship house. Like a mosque/temple/church.

Oh fuck, you're right. Now my heart hurts all over again :(

Grindr Fish.

What would you be going for? My brother just finished his master's. He started college at 38. He was a bit burnt out by the end, but loved doing it. I wish I could get multiple BAs and not have to worry about student loans. Haha. I'd so be in school for the rest of my life. Lol. The masters scares me a bit, but it's just nerves. I think I'd be mostly okay.

If you have a gurdwara in your area, they often do free meals, almost like a restaurant. Baptist churches tend to have dinners on Wednesdays, and the Hare Krishnas are always good for some heavily dairy vegetarian foods. I wish more people knew this.

You have not lived until you've had Baked Step Sis Stuck in Stair Railing or deep fried Twink Takes Whole Fist First Time

I used to do it all the time as a kid accidentally to stop nightmares, but never knew I could do it on purpose, or really control things beyond "make the scary stop."

Then when I learned about lucid dreaming, I started practicing and managed it several times, but stopped when a dream character noticed what I was doing, and tried to murder me for it in one of the most terrifying moments of my life. I'm aware there's nothing supernatural or anything about it, and I understand the science behind it... But I ain't gonna lie, that woman in the bog flying towards me with her feet off the ground, screeching "you don't belong here!" And slamming into my chest, waking me up with phantom sensations of her touch? It scared me straight, and I haven't had the balls to try again. Lol.

Something in my ape brain just immediately trusts anyone who uses the phrase "of this one, I am certain." So no, you don't sound like a prick, you sound like a scholar, and I am inclined to request that you make several of my financial decisions for me.

God I want kids so I can raise this kid.