DemBoSain

joined 2 years ago

Every time I count something and it adds up to exactly the number I was expecting, I think, "phew! That was a close one" in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

Every time you count something you're always at least 1 number away from being wrong.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Only limited by the speed of light..."

refuse to answer in c/linuxsucks@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago

Remember OS/2 Warp? That was awesome. I'd gladly move to a universe where IBM won the OS Wars.

Powdered drink mix without water? Assuming you drink a lot of water. in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 9 points 8 months ago

like...pixie sticks?

James Bond films stall after Barbara Broccoli clashes with Amazon Studios, report claims in c/movies@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 25 points 8 months ago (6 children)

All of the Bond films were produced by someone named Brocolli.

I'm starting to get worried about Superman. in c/outofcontextcomics@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

same

Cookies by prescription only for men with nasal dysfunction. in c/outofcontextcomics@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago

Sounds like something someone with a big nose would say.

"It's a darn shame. Well, wanna go to Legoland?" in c/outofcontextcomics@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why is she wearing that bathing suit so angrily?

He's got to have better things to do with his time... in c/outofcontextcomics@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I have a pitcher of that too. I should really clean the fridge.

It's Friday - What are your plans for the week-end? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

I am going to break open a USB-powered laptop cooling pad and find out if the fans are 5V or 12V. Then I'm going to work in designing my own cooling pad, because the garbage plastic in the mass produced pads keeps cracking and rubbing against the fan blades.

According to U.S. law, swine with a sexual odor must be condemned. in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago

"...Some producers are breeding out the taint..."

That's called a cloaca.

refuse to answer in c/linuxsucks@lemmy.world

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The only time I ever mention an OS is to bitch about it.

Windows 11 start menu sucks. But no, I'm not switching to Linux.