Delphinium

Easily best of the namesakes

I get the practicality of the cargo pocket but I can't stand the feeling of whatever object is in them bumping/rubbing against my leg, therefore I do not purchase pants with cargo pockets. I also think they're ugly

Ah shit he's got Barack writing his jokes

There used to be a TV show on discovery channel about how to do B&Es in your local boujee neighborhoods. I think it was like a bar rescue thing where they would go over home safety at the end with the owners. Anyways, good luck with your search.

Edit: It Takes A Thief

No

This is exactly how infantryman dress when their squad leaders don’t leave their clothing laid out for them.

They’re still going to do it and so will everyone else

Oh nooo I forgot what elections are! 🙀 someone should send me to electoral college or somethingggg

TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEE

Fuck I wish my friend didn’t just walk out on me because I think American history is a bit skewed

Fool me once

Let’s sit at a long table and declare we’ve discussed a situation. All is right now, nothing further needed.