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Oh at one point it definitely had some real feelings behind it.

Come in, come in... and let me tell you about just how unlikely it is that there were a bunch of white dudes in Jerusalem 2000 years ago named Mathew, John, Luke, Peter, Simon, and Thomas... also do unto others, kindness to the poor... basically you're gonna fucking hate this shit but come in.

I love Trey and Matt but the feud is so enormously stupid.

Family guys stupid gags are dumb and lazy writing, but also quite often fucking hilarious. I'm a guy sitting on my couch watching adult cartoons, I'm not exploring the depth of good writing I'm covered in Dorito crumbs and looking for a good laugh.

I'm also a middle aged man with kids and responsibilities. Sometimes I want to watch Anime and I have to fold Laundry or cook dinner at the same time.

In an average day if I'm really lucky I can maybe find a whole hour to sit and WATCH something.

Yeah thats my job. If you have an incident and we check your vehicle logs and you arent taking your breaks its an automatic write up. Because nationally its been proven that drivers who DO take their breaks have less incidents.

Your life, your body, your choice and all.

But if you dont have a legit medical reason that having children would be ill advised I wouldnt do it. I never wanted kids, I hated kids. But people change, had one at 35 and another on the way at 40...

21yo me absolutely should not have had kids, I would have been a fucking terrible parent and I'm glad i didnt.

I would say that you dont need to walk on eggshells but that straight white men ARE held to a different standard.

Ive lost count of the times I've heard "Women are better at multitasking" or "Sorry, you know us Latinos are a passionate people" and stuff like that and that shit is just normal and accepted. But if I were to respond with "Yes, but men are better at focused tasks" or "Well I'm white so I have better emotional control" that would be FUCKING WILD and straight to HR. I wont even make a lighthearted joke about my heritage because I dont look like my grandparents fled Berlin in the 30s (which they did, I'm Jewish by heritage not by practice/belief)

I dont "walk on eggshells" but theres shit I just dont touch with a 10 foot pole.

Thank you, thats exactly what I was going for.

I bet he jizzes fish tank gravel.

I really want a remake of Teknoman.

Yep which is why you involve serious investigative journalists (what few are left). Not as good as going through a lawyer but they do have a tendency to protect their sources.

A part of my job is to call people whose addresses arent correct before dispatching deliveries or when the drivers arrive onsite and its not the right place.

If you're going to screen calls like this check your messages or make the choice not to scream at people when your shit gets sent back to the manufacturer and you get billed for the attempted delivery anyway.