DefinitelyNotAPhone

In communism, there's no su-

-wait, they did what?

"I have signed into law an ordinance that will ban high-capacity elastic bands on face masks in the state of NY, as well as those little metal clips that wrap around your nose. This is to protect the children."

Bold of you to assume that a NY governor has ever stepped foot in NYC for more than 20 minutes, let alone ever used the subway.

Capcom "accidentally" making yet another waifu featured prominently in their advertising so Rule 34 will take over the hard work of making people aware their newest game exists.

She's so goddamn pretty though

The permanent solution is not having people living anywhere in Florida that isn't 50+ ft in elevation above sea level, but good luck convincing the gusanos and small business tyrants that owning a mansion directly in the path of infinite category 5 hurricanes isn't a good idea.

It's probably some automated block on the VPN provider's part, but there is the ever so small chance that they have a misconfigured DNS server that ignored the TTL on the A record and is still trying to ping the old IP.

Shipping Guts with anyone other than Casca or maybe Griffith if you're deeply deranged just feels wrong. The man has never been in a healthy place that would allow him to be shipped, that's kind of the point.

my brand new Cybertruck, which has only a bit over 200 miles on it.

This is going to be the forth time the car has been sent back to service since I got it.

A comedy in two sentences.

Not sure where they'll stop this season, but the next several major arcs from the manga are all fire as hell. Can't wait to sob relentlessly over

Having been in British pubs before, having some eyebrows raised by your drink of choice is a badge of honor. They can call me gay all they'd like, at least I get to eat food with actual seasoning and flavors.

"She's a country music legend and a legitimate philanthropist, but she's also a woman, so let's talk about her tits instead."

Assuming isn't literally braindead he would have scheduled this sale well in advance to avoid any insider trading accusations.

So there's only a 70% chance he's guilty.