DefinitelyNotAPhone

joined 5 years ago

If we just keep platforming fascists eventually people will start voting for our milquetoast fascist-lite candidates who offer no solutions to any problems!

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alliances and defensive pacts in Vicky 3 are completely worthless. The worst part is that it doesn't even notify you when they inevitably break it six months after signing, so you spend several years thinking you're good only to get dogpiled and realize you've got no allies.

It's a good thing hypersonic missiles don't exist, otherwise you might have to occasionally rebuild or replace a ship in a near-peer war thonk

Wars are won through superiority in sustaining losses, not initial advantages in weapons. The greatest navy in the world is meaningless if you can't replace your losses over time.

If you want to support your favorite artists, buy their merch while at one of their live shows. That'll put literal orders of magnitude more cash in their pocket than streaming their music ever would, and you get a dope ass t-shirt out of it.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Jack'O pose is a pathway to anatomy that many consider to be... Unnatural.

As good of a show as it is, nothing compares to the OST allowing us to witness Masato Honda ascend to godhood via saxophone solo

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Guys Rule! wait, shit

That's a title I haven't heard or thought about in at least 5 years.

Dumb question: why would a nuclear superpower have its entire nuclear arsenal-shaped egg collection in one very-close-to-a-bordering-nation-shaped basket? Obviously Mexico's not likely to take it out, but that seems like the kind of thing you'd want to diversify a little.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Steve Jobs quite openly hated the idea of anyone gaming on a Mac because he felt like it made their products seem more childish or something. It seems like either nobody at Apple has managed to dig that particular brainworm out yet or have just decided that printing iPhone money makes all other concerns irrelevant.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was really cool when your songbird companion downed a bottle of unspecified spirits and proceeded to regale you with the stories of foreign mercenaries slaughtering her comrades-in-arms during the Uprising.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 83 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Bulldozing peoples' homes after forcing them into an open-air prison and then throwing a rave twenty feet from the fence is a war crime and should not be normalized, but here we are.

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