"Man whose religion explicitly believes in an omnipotent, omniscient creator-figure surprised to learn that religion also takes that being's word, and the word of its supreme figurehead on Earth, as absolute law." 🧅
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This is incredibly sweet, and such a stark contrast to major American politicians who would loudly set up an artificial version of this purely during campaign season before unceremoniously forgetting everyone they met.
Ooh, good catch.
Based on the eyes, even bimbofication won't make playing League any less soul-destroying.
Botch isn't even antiquated! People use it all the time!
The intent doesn't change the reality. If your kid only had food to eat because of a Trump policy and you're presented with a choice between him and a nigh-identical ancient piece of shit, which one do you think you're going to pull the lever for?
It's called Zalgo text. There's plenty of resources online besides that link that fuck up the text like that
You should maybe stop getting in the helicopters after the 3rd time or so.
Then again, imperialist grandpa btfo.
There's a top surgery joke in here somewhere, I can feel it.
Okay Moridin, calm down.
Sure there is. An enormous chunk of housing sits unused and empty because real estate speculators want to rent them out at exorbitant prices rather than use it for it's intended purpose of having a roof over people's heads.
Pass nationwide legislation that restricts owning housing for commercial purposes beyond a certain threshold, and put rent controls in place pegged to 20% of the median income per town/city. You'd eliminate 95% of homelessness before the ink was dry, massively increase homeownership rates, and be the most popular politician of an era.
It's not even an ebil communist plot, and it'd still be more effective than giving even more money to private developers on a pinky promise they'll build something people can afford, just trust them this time.
Nothing improves morale like the on-call having to unfuck production for the third time that hour because mUh VeLoCiTy decided code review and testing in CI was too slow.
Techbros are fucking cultists.