DefinitelyNotAPhone

joined 5 years ago

Space is an ocean. That's why there's space whales.

Forearms are the big one I can think of.

[โ€“] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

...wait, can those things not be reloaded? Did the US MIC seriously make the antitank equivalent of a disposable razor? lea-huh

[โ€“] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Glad to see the "are women bourgeois?"-type discourse predates the modern left.

[โ€“] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The greatest minds of my generation are spending their efforts trying to beam advertisements directly into my brain, and it makes me consider adventure-time every single day.

West: Coups border country on Russian borders, pumps weapons into said country, gleefully profits off of ensuing war, sanctions Russia, repeatedly drums up how Russia would be better off glassed

Russia: Alright then, no more fishing rights in our territorial waters.

West: frothingfash

[โ€“] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It always blows my mind reading this "my new app is going to take down Facebook and Tik Tok" energy from people with shitloads of money. Like, I get it when some random techbro is convinced he's going to be the next Zuck because he doesn't understand market capture or critical mass for social media, but how do you talk like this and convince some billionaire angel investor to throw money at you? Surely at some point they're going to stop, pay someone to spend ten minutes explaining why this is a terrible idea to them, and go blow their money on some other braindead startup instead?

Adding Lu Bu's escapades to the Black Book of Communism.

It's a subreddit for a game that exploded and got a ton of media coverage, and it's got that Starship Troopers discourse on top of it. Frankly I'm shocked that it's not even worse.

That said, the image I posted was the funniest fucking response to someone talking about how the entire war is a false flag I've ever seen and I immediately saved it for repeated usage elsewhere.

[โ€“] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is modern-Spiderman-comics level of fucking terrible character ideas.

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