DefinitelyNotAPhone

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[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somehow this meme feels unfair to both the GEoM and Nurgle.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If the alternative is so terrible, and the Supreme Court just ruled the President has total legal immunity in office, why hasn't Biden done the obvious thing to protect the country against this horrific threat? soviet-hmm

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though!

porky-happy: "Have you considered renting out your farm to sharecroppers at slave wages to increase profits?"

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glad to know every non-black person living south of the Mason-Dixon line is doing blackface for using a pronoun you don't like.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The preferred bit idea is also giving that scientist a gun and one free presidential pardon at any time of their choosing, then letting nature take its course.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the anti-valentine-action

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At what point does this count as defrauding investors and gets Altman the one form of justice that rich people ever suffer under capitalism? This is so thoroughly bullshit that even investment bankers should be starting to see it.

Honestly guerillas taking refuge in the subways during an active insurrection might make them look nicer than they currently do.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a pretty massive chasm between people who enjoy being on a leash and getting headpats and people who SA animals.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can pinpoint the exact moment Luke wonders to himself if he still has his old manager's phone number for when Monday rolls around after Twitter gets to this.

"What, this? This is my emotional support RF jammer. It's very important to me, so I will be wearing it while perusing your store."

 

galaxy-brain

 
 

The best version of Skies of Arcadia, including having the villain be a mirror universe TERF.

Just remember, we are thousands of feet in the air.

 

I had this pop up in a news feed and just laughed at how tone-deaf the whole thing was:

In 2021, the Body Shop gathered a group of Gen Zers who are passionate about the climate to critique the company and provide insight into how to be a force for good at the United Nations’ COP26—what could go wrong?

“The activists that were working with us were pretty critical of commerce,” Davis says, adding that there’s a cohort of extremists who think that all businesses are bad from an environmental standpoint. “We live in a world of trying to balance profit and principles. It’s not so straightforward.”

Although the conversation was colorful, he quickly learned that in order for criticisms from a board comprising bright young minds to actually be constructive, they’d need to be less radical.

“It wasn’t just a question of getting young people who are interested, who are smart, who care about the world, who want to make a difference—that’s actually not enough. On top of those things, you’ve got to bring people in who are on the side of wanting business to succeed,” he says, with the caveat, “but succeed on sustainable terms.”

With a vested interest in the company’s success, Davis imagined their feedback would err on the side of constructive criticism, rather than the company just being “slammed.”

"Sure, we could have a moment of introspection when even the labor aristocracy we surround ourselves with as underlings want our heads for lighting the planet on fire for profit, or we could just ignore that and find sycophants to keep telling us we're doing great."

Still a good sign that the kids are at least a little alright.

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