Dave2

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago

*whisper* you.. must.. find more...

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Harvest everything coming in clutch!

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

I spent three summers at a lumber camp. The weather was always hot and humid so I decided it wouldn't kill me to not use ear protection. Now I have tinnitus.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And kill that innocent face?? Nah I would rather die of dehydration.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 months ago

Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

1.have wank
2.go on Lemmy
3.see omnipotent cat god disapprove of you
4.???
5.burn in cat hell

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is on boost

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You meanie!!! Why would you say that 😿

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Guys what does the next sentence say, I didn't read it.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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