Dave2

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

What kinda school you goin to?

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Small request: when we do this again next year can I be the image? Thanks

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

*Replaces it with wood*

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You're not helping

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me doing the same with only one box of Mac&cheese to my name

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

You know that's offensive, right? 😡

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago (11 children)

Why do they not have eyes? WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE EYES

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Plot twist: he needed to get salt

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So real story here, the reason it took so long was that everytime somebody built a house thousands of house spiders would flock in, rendering the house unusable. Then somebody had the bright idea of building a decoy house which also become the first shed.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't even need to be drunk to do that

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