Dave2

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago
[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Technically correct, the best- *is carpet bombed*

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 11 months ago

Facebook decided to be even more of a dead platform so it started to cater to the afterlife, thus deathbook was born.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago

If you ignore the upper "who comes" and spiral anticlockwise it reads "who decides who comes to this country"

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Uhh you seems to have crossposted to the same community there mate

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have you... ever thought about death? I suggest you do, it could come at any minute.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 11 months ago

Flies are... *checks notes* racist?

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't read for shit and thought somebody gifted you a blue ringed octopus for halloween.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a copypasta mate, I didn't write it.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He has to communicate that he is peaceful after all

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 122 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It is native to Australia, which doesn't surprise me at all given that it looks more like a trap designed by a deranged dungeon keeper than a creature

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