DasFaultier

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ChatGPT users shocked to learn their chats were in Google search results in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Shocked, shocked I tell ya.

Insert Casablanca.gif

Ist ja einfach du Hinterbänklermeinungsvollversammlungsprotokollverleser in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Ist doch super, fünf einfache Vokabeln in einem Wort. Das ist die deutsche Effizienz.

Life lesson, kid in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

she'd like for you to describe the smell of your dog's butt for her, if you wouldn't mind.

Oh I don't mind a bit. It smells, and I quote: "Woof woof grrr, arrf snort hmpf huffhuff." Hope that helps.

Dog tax:

Life lesson, kid in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Also, taxes aren't theft. You get something in return for it, usually services and infrastructure. Dad didn't give anything back for the stolen Duplos. Says my dog.

(Oh, and please tell your dog I said hi.)

The World's Ugliest Horse Statues collection, part 1 in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Thx, that should be easy enough to find.

The World's Ugliest Horse Statues collection, part 1 in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Do you happen to know where exactly in Dresden?

Is it important to hold naturalized citizens accountable to their citizenship oaths or declarations? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

English is my second language, but it says "the people", as in " this very specific group of citizens", not "people" in general.

Humans can be tracked with unique 'fingerprint' based on how their bodies block Wi-Fi signals in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, wouldn't you anyway? You don't wear your good Sunday tinfoil hat to work. That one's for church and swinger club visits only!

toot in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Found the German, lol.

Dammit, I tried so hard to hide it. :D

A devious interview (more images in post) in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 week ago

This was a helluva ride!

Who Is A Good Boy? in c/memes@lemmy.world
Professor's got it right in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Oh nooo, was the hippo OK?

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[Solved] Looking for ... inventory management, I guess? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works to c/selfhosted@lemmy.world
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Hey everyone,

I'm looking for a system that:

  • I can self host
  • Is slim, because I don't have beefy hardware (Intel J5040, 32GB RAM, shared by all VMs/containers)
  • can be used to create an inventory of all the tech/hardware that I have in my house (not exclusively IT, I also wasn't to track things like warranty for my chainsaws and the like)
  • does take at least the device make/model, serial number (for insurance cases) and warranty dates
  • is not some kind of enterprise-how-many-items-of-this-article-do-i-have-in-stock-things, because that seems to be the only thing I seem to be able to find, and they neither match my use case nor do they seem to be lightweight enough.

... and honestly, I don't even know where to start looking. Do you guys have any recommendations?

Of course, I could just use a spreadsheet, but where's the fun in that?

EDIT: Thank you all so much for the engaged discussion and all the suggestions, you're the best!

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Shoutrrr alternative (sh.itjust.works)
 

Basically the title. I was trying Beszel monitoring, which supports alerting via Shoutrrr, but with Shoutrrr being an abandoned project, are there any well-maintained forks that the community has agreed to use?

If not, what are your recommendations? In familiar with all things sysadmin, but I'm new to notification tools, hence me asking. Bonus points for single binary deployment and frugal use of resources; I'm sick of running a stack of fat container images. Boring is good.

Thank you everyone!

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Lotta loves the snow (sh.itjust.works)
 
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