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I have no idea what your standards are if you think Japanese commuter rail sucks.

I remember is was WORLD NEWS when a train was over a minute late. Meanwhile, the one time I tried Washington DC's commuter rail (which I hear is one of the better US ones?), it was a little over 5 minutes behind schedule.

Not to mention, I didn't feel the need to shower after riding the Japan trains (not something I can say for any American train I've taken).

Edit: fixing typo ('an' -> 'any' in my last sentence)

Bro, shut up, you're making us look like a bunch of round earthers.

Pass them configs fam

I don't want to discount how things might be these days, but I remember my Senior Year of highschool "government" course was primarily coloring books and "work on homework from other classes" time.

Good bot

I'm getting goosebumps at the thought of someone whispering this in my ear.

If only they offered up a proper civics course in public school.

.......do I want to know what a brojob is?

I rarely ever visited r/Superbowl, but it's one of those little nice internet things that I'm so glad has made it over to Lemmy.

This is going to sound like I'm being sarcastic, but I mean it 100% sincerely;

I'd love to see you try. Like, them MFs was running some drug and pirate shit a decade ago. I'm curious to see how they stack up against rednecks and their stashes.

fuck all politicians and their brinkmanship

FTFY

It took someone with a room temperature IQ expressed in Rankine (530-540) to make this meme.