[off topic]
I can't remember the author or title of the story.
Napoleon wants to give his enemies false information, so he picks a courier who looks bold and dashing, but has a reputation for being a complete fuck up.
The idiot manages to fumble his way past a dozen patrols and deliver the orders.
Exactly what they didn't want.
You know that Trump just told the generals to have 'a parade.'
Kim or Putin would know exactly which tanks and units he wanted, would have specified how many flyovers, and sweated all the details.