DaMonsterKnees

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[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

In Tynan we Trust!

 

Damn you look good today! You got this, I'm so proud of you!

Oh man, this is like in Rimworld when someone is 27 (1256) years old because of relativity in space travel.

Yeah OK, it's not really like it, but I love Rimworld. Have a great day!

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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world to c/aww@lemmy.world
 

Would he tell me I have a leaf hanging outta my mouth? Would he, instead, use this moment for the lolz?

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

He musta been a northern Italian. Cisalpine Gaul n'shit. My people big up there.

 

You are looking so good today. Gus gus couldn't say enough. He thinks you're awesome! Me too!

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

What in the blue applesauce fuck were you thinking marrying this deficient human being and then dying young and leaving me with them. Dad, not cool bro.

 

The love alone might just roll you over. And if they're not available today, Gus Gus is.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Miracle legumes!

Bae, wake up, new space elevator just dropped down the beanstalk.

 

I regret my actions, and so does President Van Burren.

 

There was a dream that was Rome, and this is not it.

 

Life's hard, love yourself. Remember, I love you!

 

At the way I really love you, Gus Gus. And certainly you too, noble Lemming! Have a great day!

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Jonesy wouldn't let that shit go. Bap bap bap.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Indirect Fire!

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yo, did you pull from the Paul Mitchell catalog, circa 87 for the back angles?

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Couldn't agree more. I guess what baffled me was all the years it was pushed on me. Canterbury Tales in space. Got it. Didn't much care for the thing when Mrs. Baker was pushing allegorical shit and what not and I'm not digging it now that everyone is nothing I'm interested in rooting for. Harumph!

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I fucking did not like that book. I did not like any of the characters. Grrrr to that book. That is all. I guess in saying I wouldn't go more Hyperion. Do Revelation Space Series. Much better.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ray. He's looking at me Ray...

 

How did I just figure this out?

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Precisely this. Very well said.

 

Wrestle that shit to the ground. I love you. Gus gus loves you.

 

RIP Aziz Ansari

 

This gameplay intense af rn.

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