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Just paedo things...

Whoa. Wow. Can we calm down a bit here... drag him through the streets first THEN move on to the murdering. Make him suffer like all the little kids that he raped suffered.

What if she splashes some pink in to my blue? Will that turn me in to "The Gay"? WILL IT!??!!??!?

Fuck it, I'm off to lube up my arse just in case. Does, errr, any dudes wanna help? In a total manly fashion, of course.

And his, ahem, 'wife' is definitely not.

Here's another thing to think about... This is another distraction because the obese tangerine is on the Epsteins kiddie fiddling list. He's a convicted rapist and rapes children.

POTUS
Paedophile Of The United States

"but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it ...maybe another slice of birthday cake will give me the energy I need!??!”

And will see it for a very long time.

Cop- "Apparently you killed a guy over some parking?"

Killer- "Yeah..."
{Cop vigorously grabs handcuffs}
"...but he was brown..."
{cop loosens grip on handcuffs}
"...and from Afghanistan!"

Cop- "Time for doughnuts then"

The CEO killed people every week, just not with a firearm.

Every time we got a new inverter provider I was on the admin section of the router options to tinker with the settings so the kids wouldn't and couldn't get to (at least the most obvious) of dodgy websites.
They also had a strict schedule of when they could use the internet AND I set up a logger so I could go through the websites that they visited. And it would flag up anything untoward.

Ok, I'm tech savvy and not everyone could do this straight away. However, if you really want to parent your child you would either learn to do it or ask someone to help.

Ah, but that treason wasn't blatantly obvious.
I mean, it's not as if he ordered people to surreptitiously take boxes marked top secret. Then order people to delete videos from the server room to cover shit up. And then, when the deleting thing wouldn't work, also order people to flood the server room with swimming pool water where the videos were kept. Then, after all that, just keep the top secret documents in an unlocked room next to a fucking fax machine.

If he did all that in such an imbecilic bungling three stooges-esque type manner then he'd be arrested by now, surely. And there's absolutely no way that the American people would vote him in again...

Edit: He's on the Epstein list because he's a kiddie fiddling child rapist AND he's also a convicted rapist of E Jean Carroll.
Plus there are over twenty known court cases/accusations of him sexually assaulting and raping other women.
(I like to mention this whenever I can.)

Cheap or processed red meat.
Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.

The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.

In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.

I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no 'beef' pizzas and so on.