DLSantini

joined 2 years ago
[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

I'd just ask which opening I should come in through, same as my girlfriend. Obviously.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see people been watching that new Invincible episode.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

”I can kill myself tomorrow."

Sometimes it means one thing, sometimes another.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bright to you by the same people who will trash Windows over some aspect of the OS, and in the same sentence praise Linux for how wonderful and innovative it is for doing the exact same thing.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

YouTube, Amazon, Comcast Internet, and my employer. In fact, all employers.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Since when is Lemmy "a website"?

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A baseball bat should do it, I'd think.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Until scrolling past this post, and then scrolling back out of confusion, I had completely forgotten she even existed.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And here I thought nothing was gonna go right this year at all.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Ended up selling it for $200. Considering the fact that within about a few hours after posting the ad I had a good 30 different messages, many of them not even bothering to try and haggle(nevermind the low-ballers I would normally get), maybe I priced it too low. Meanwhile I have thousands of dollars worth of my electronics listed for sale at more-than-fair prices, and in two months I haven't gotten a single response from anyone that wasn't a scammer or an extreme low-baller trying to drive the price down.

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

This is your daily reminder to steal anything you can from large corporations at every possible opportunity. Got five identical items? Whoops, you only seem to have scanned four of them. Are four of them the brand name, and one of them the cheaper store brand? Shit, it seems you scanned the store brand one ~~five~~ four times. They just looked so similar, after all. How confusing!

[–] DLSantini@lemmy.ml 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

All this going on, and would you look at that, the very traditional looking couple in the middle look perfectly fine. In fact, they look pretty happy about life. As does everyone else. The horror.

Edit: zoomed in a little more. I guess their supposed to be angry? I thought the guy was happy at first. Not sure what exactly they have to be angry about, as literally no one is doing anything to them.

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