D3FNC

joined 4 years ago
[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

You gotta go to a salon dawg

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Isn't this just every Dostoyevsky novel

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like Andre's Steak House amirite

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Hold on let me sprinkle some bloom, lens flare and god-rays on top of that

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Yes. Smartphones are the epicenter of capitalist utopia for exactly the reason you mentioned.

The features that people want are phased out because fuck you, what are you going to do about it? Nothing. You're going to keep buying them because you don't actually have a choice, the system isn't meant to work for you, that's by design.

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry, supporting hamas is ILLEGAL in the UK?

What? They're the fucking government. If I'm Palestinian and pay my water bill is that mandatory jail time in krumpet kingdom?

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

it's pretty based for the media to recognize the fact that we are the world authority on genocide though, so

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

ding ol dang ol mufuggin swamp germans, man

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Biden staffers into his earpiece: please stop talking about how much you wanted to be Reagan

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

to this very day it's illegal to not smoke while flying on Cubana de Aviación flights, those sweet ass, roomy as hell soviet airliners all still have the original ash tray

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