D3FNC

joined 4 years ago
[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

If you have to show up to work in order to get paid you're not a capitalist

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

How the fuck is this how I'm now learning Iraq declared war on the U.S.

But "tinkzorg", I hear you screaming in rage. "The F-35 is a magical stealth aircraft, surely the US can simply send in those and it's total air dominance will be restored!?".

To that, my answer is "lol". There are, to say the least, a few big problems here.

Great Twitter thread

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Guys we talked about this, reading theory is cheating, I don't want to hear all this stuff about the political left just existing as bulwark against the actual left, demsocs are the moderates of fascism, etc etc we get it. Please just shut up and let us pretend all of these problems are new and unsolvable

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago
[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

ironic how the people always convinced they're the smartest ones in the room love to play so fucking dumb

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

most of his academic lectures are about rats and they are MUCH weirder than the shit he says about lobsters

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's Canadian. Have you seen their tuxedos?

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can someone cooler than me please tell me what the fuck this means, I've been wearing the same three pairs of cargo shorts for the last 40 years

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

So good of you to join us, UN

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

All I'm gonna say is some FBI agent running a neo nazi recruitment op out there is having the best month of his entire life

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Well the police / official version says it was an innocent grenade fidget spinner accident, everyone else is saying it was a bomb to send a message to Zaluzhny so he stops talking about elections.

I think I know which version sounds more plausible.

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