D3FNC

joined 4 years ago
[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I feel like it's closer to Red Dead Redemption 2 where, through no fault of your own, your camera angle was half a degree offset so by pressing X at that moment instead of mounting your horse, you punched it in the mouth and it immediately ran into a train where it died and your saddle is now in a gorge a thousand feet below you.

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

10$ there's already themed porn of IDF sperm retrieval units

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Cynically I fully expect Israel to demand Gaza residents to now evacuate to northern Gaza so they can demolish every building in the southern half, then claim it's a humanitarian crisis and other countries need to accept these poor homeless refugees.

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY, JOE

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Google used to be like "we have found 10 quadrillion websites with your term" and you could click page 173 and it would give you the list for as many times as you wanted to click

Then they went to giving you several pages but if you clicked past page two they would be like hahaha psych there are actually only two pages of results for "starcraft two newbie tips"

Now I'll search for specific phrases I know I read somewhere and I'll get like, three god damn results.

Really? On the entire internet? Three results?

It's just disrespectful and insulting

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

That's because every single one of us remembers not understanding how the fuck invading Iraq or Afghanistan had jack shit to do with 9/11 and arguing with our parents about it, only for them to all later pretend they were never for the GWOT

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

the future is millions of weebs having parasocial relationships / jerking it to AI (okay, LLM, really) V-tubers with a jackboot stepping on their face over and over again

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

this...this is the greatest thing

edit WHY CAN'T I USE IT

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I respectfully submit that as someone that lives in the American south, the confederacy has never stopped existing

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

there was never a civil rights movement in the west based around Islam.

Malcolm X: am i a joke to you???

malcolm-checks

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