D3FNC

joined 4 years ago
[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I also like to kidnap my entire family in my used hearse then do a shitload of amphetamines in the Mexican desert immediately after completing a formal education in the newly developed science of ecology that ended with learning about the inevitability of man made climate change continuing to accelerate the greatest and final planetary mass extinction event, the holocene era

Yeah I feel that shit in my soul bro, for sure

Whomst amongst us hasn't done a Herbert once or twice

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Imagine being a Tory P.M. and having the audacity to get in front of parliament and pretend to be outraged at the entirely predictable actions of a country that your own intelligence services founded within the bounds of your own living memory

Like, no, the genocide is fine but calling me a vain , silly muppet with stupid hair is absolutely beyond the pale sir and I will have my satisfaction in this lifetime or the next

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (6 children)

How the fuck do you make a list of "extra evil" countries and not start and end with the USA & Israel, this really destroys the credibility of the entire enterprise right out of the gate

It would be very funny to one day order some parts for work and see a pop up explaining that despite being a domestic corporation due to beliefs they are choosing to describe as religious (GospelofStMarx.jpeg) they will only ship their products to China, Vietnam, Laos, and the DPRK though.

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Surprise, it's never not always just basically a population map .jpeg

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

"Welcome to our show, 'Wait - Is That Actually Even Legal,' where we take you through a normal day of going about a normal day anywhere in the southern United States of America."

"With us today us our cohost, Steven Williamson, local tradesman, city council member, and union shop steward, whose entire family has been found tied up in the trunks of various cars at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, a fun fact which absolutely does not immediately also broadcast to any of our listeners from the South or Midwest exactly where Steven's family, on average, falls under the Fitzpatrick scale quantifying non melanoma lifetime skin cancer risk. "

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Incorrect, the real answer is always "somehow (magically, after a lifetime of propaganda) I have been coached to identify with the oppressor rather than deal with dissonance of understanding it would absolutely be me under that boot today."

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wish I could regain the innocence of being just another liberal moron. Feeling your long term memory and pattern recognition being born anew each and every time fucking you wake up must be really soothing.

I'm on that new day, new hippocampus grind

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

"When the gulf war was started"?

Lol this is literally the man that got out in front of the entire congress immediately before the vote for Iraq 2.0 and talked about how fukkin easy and awesome it was gonna be!

FOR THREE HOURS

As a direct consequence of this, over the next decade a million Iraqi adults would join the at least 500,000 Iraqi children that had died from the horrific economic sanctions preventing medicine and formula from being imported after Iraq 1.0

We also set approximate ten trillion dollars in various gasoline soaked wheelbarrows on fire to achieve this lofty humanitarian goal

Do not cite the deep magicks to me, witch, for I was there when it was written.

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Iran, China and Russia all have next generation supersonic anti ship missiles that there is literally no viable defense against.

The carriers are sitting ducks. Parking them there is not the flex old man Biden thinks it is. I suspect at least one of those carriers will never leave the Mediterranean.

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah this manuever won't at all be used to continue to whittle down the affordable care act until it is just as bad as what we had before

So glad we magically somehow elected the only fucking asshole in the entire DNC primary that refused to even consider universal health care of any kind, despite everyone else listing it as a core tenet of their platform

God fucking damn it, this is what happens when you let this Aaron Sorkin means testing fetish bullshit have a hate baby with evangelicals' perpetual feigned false sense of moral outrage. You cannot allow them to sell out and fuck over any one specific group.

Every fuckin time

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

That movie was wild still don't know what the fuck was going on

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most Americans don't look at the news every day, at least where I live

That said I'm also shocked it's only 70%

view more: ‹ prev next ›