D3FNC

joined 4 years ago
[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Sure, but when I do it my doctor begs me with tears in his eyes to please consider a salad occasionally

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I have some very good news about the likelihood of enough society remaining in a hundred years for any non-sustenance level debates to take place!

...I also have some very bad news for anyone that was hoping to still be alive in 50 years

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would guess some kind of subliminal societal trauma from losing their emperor, independence, their culture and all of their colonies in one fell swoop at the hands of a D-list, mongrel foreign power

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone else remember Michael Moore's documentary on who killed the electric car? Those things were awesome and they just stole them all, to rot in a parking lot

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I fully expected to read that they planned to use it for a new statue of president biden, who defeated fascism in America so count me pleasantly surprised

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No - wait. Let him cook.

Part of me does want to critically celebrate Trump as a leftist hero for destroying America.

But that part is a lib

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[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The blindfold and cigarette are not for the benefit of the executed, they are for the executioner; and are therefore not optional.

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

If your 16 year old daughter wants to take an alcoholic 28 year old marine corporal to prom though, that's fine and good. Better get a chauffeur though he lost his driver's license like 3 DUIs back

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not sharing my opinions, I'm sharing the perspective of the culture I grew up in

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Nah cable channels came after this law so they're exempt because they were considered a luxury good

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna show this post to my dealer for reference.

I don't know what you've been giving me but these are the kind of drugs I'm looking to be on.

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

This is why if you want to abolish police you have to start with an even more extreme position of [redacted] police, but nobody in mayonnaise world has ever had to haggle over the price of anything so democrats fuck themselves over by moving their initial bargaining position to where they're meeting Republicans half-way. Every time. Every fucking time.

At this point even normal people are beginning to realize they're a deeply unserious organization.

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