Well they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.
Cylusthevirus
Straight men don't need to write about sex; a lot of us are terrible at it. Read Dan Savage instead, he'll sort you.
The AITA subs are mostly exercises in short fiction.
I've heard some good things about fluticasone propionate. Normally it's an over the counter allergy med (nasal spray), but I saw a study where a lot of people that used it got their sense of smell (and by extension a lot of taste) back in about 5 days.
Worth a try, at any rate. They sell it at Costco and most drug stores.
How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks.
They can't man, it's the only thing keeping out the vampires.
Papa Nurgle's Old Fashioned Disease Factory.
Dude's a natural project manager.
Cool, I'ma go tell my wife something we disagree on is idiotic and we'll see how it goes. Should be fine, right? It's not combative!
Come for the fantasy fiction, stay for the emotional devastation of troubled parent-child relationships!