CuttingBoard

You're not alone.

MX

Who is she?

Dead Kennedys

Nomeansno

Fugazi

Black Flag

NOFX

Is there a signing bonus?

That's assuming he doesn't do that too.

MTG was stupid for initially saying it, but it's clear she isn't alone.

No, it's a joke and I'm Jewish.

Half a pack of cigarettes will make the headache go away. Make sure to sprinkle them with turmeric.

Two bees for a quarter.

Jewish space lasers.